Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)

Outside the carolers start to sing
I cant describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they dont bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
Its Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time theyll waste
Oh god I hate these Satans helpers

And then I guess I mustve snaped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

Its Christmas time again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from home
If you dont wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone.

Well I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didnt have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

Its Christmas time again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from home
If you dont wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
I wont be home
I wont be home for Christmas