Im wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that Id say

Wed talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
Shed teach me about modern art
And Id show her its okay to fart and

Maybe Id impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
Shed let me hold her hand and
Maybe Ill win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if shes sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if Im
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinkos
When I made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you cant drive naked

And maybe Id impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
Shed let me hold her hand and
Maybe Ill win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if shes sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if Im
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Wasting my time thinking about a girl