When Im at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out whats up on the Brady Bunch
And when Im walking through the front door at night
I gotta see whos winning on The Price is Right, oh

I never dreamed that Id spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

Whats happening in this world, I dont care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I cant even come up with my own views
Im taught how to think from the evening news, oh

I never dreamed that Id spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

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