I dont want to urinate on myself
I dont want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesnt matter anymore
Because I cant control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I dont have a care
Because theres not a load in my underwear

Im sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
Im sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didnt know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I dont have a care
If I dont have a load in my underwear